My Letter To Altamont Apparel re: their subpar T-shirt
Howdy,
I bought a custom T-shirt from you guys on Saturday at FYF Fest. Holy christ it was awesome, but then I took it home and washed it and, holy christ, every single iron on decal fell off. Look, what the hell? If it wasn’t washer safe why wouldn’t your good people tell me? why would someone buy a non washer safe t shirt unless they were amish? what would an amish person do with a t shirt? The point being I would like my $10 back or another T-shirt…ideally another T shirt whose decals stay ironed on. I’d actually prefer the shirt, but look, let me be honest, if it happens again I am going to take the two shirts and cut them in half down the side seam then stitch them together into one HUGE shirt which I will then give to the fatest, most repugnant homeless person on my block. She’ll parade your logo around town. You’re logo will be the last thing people see on her whale like back as she speeds past in her state funded rascal scooter and from then on anyone who sees your logo will associate it with the heinous smell of long cultivated swamp ass emanating from her vacuous, dank, hygeine neglected underside.
That seems fair right?
